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The Remarkable, Incredible GOP
Their ability to twist facts is amazing
I could go out right now and kill somebody in the street and get away with it. Could I do that, too? Please?
There is no pregnancy from rape. A woman’s body knows how to shut that down. And you got your degree in obstetrics from where?
The people coming over the border are all drug dealers and rapists, and they’re here to steal your jobs. What do you do for a living? Deal drugs and rape?
The reason Putin attacked Ukraine now is that he knows Trump would never have let him get away with it. Trump was tough on Putin. So tough he had the Russian sanctions removed from the GOP platform and never enforced the sanctions Congress passed.
What’s so bad about Putin? He’s never done anything to us. But it’s okay if he targets women and children in Ukraine. We don’t care about them.
We’re not going to be pushed around by a bunch of experts telling us to get vaccinated and wear masks. What part of the word “expert” do you not understand?
When we win back the House and the Senate in the mid-terms, we’ll make Trump Speaker of the House. Then we can impeach Biden and Harris and put Trump back in the White House. OMG
