My once glorious blond locks have gone nuts. All around my face, my hair is white--really pretty. The rest of my head has decided to go a grey so dark it's almost black--WTF! Along with our ears and noses, I heard our feet keep growning, too, but I haven't noticed that. The crepy neck isn't my favorite part, and I have found that gravity is not our friend. Thank you for a humorous look at the youth we could mourn but instead should rejoice in our new selves. This hair, though...