I Shall Break My Political Rant with Funnies
So you can skip the rant and just read the funny parts if you want
If I needed a plumber but I think all plumbers are rip-offs, would I hire someone with absolutely no plumbing experience or knowledge of plumbing to do the job, because he would bring “fresh thinking” to the problem? How about if the guy is rich, so I think he must know something about something, right?
If I needed to employ someone to take care of people and respect the rules of the job, would I hire someone who has never cared about anyone but himself and has no respect for any rules or laws?
If I want to hire someone to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States, would I hire someone who has never read the Constitution and has no interest in it, the history or intent of it, because he’ll bring “fresh eyes” to the problems the job presents?
Do I hire the village idiot because at least he’s not a career politician and had a TV show? Does it bother me that he thinks women are toys and has gone bankrupt at least 5 times, including failing to make a success of a casino, where the house always wins?
- Humorous moment: You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy.
