I love your sense of humor! Don't give up on the dating site, but you do have to throw a lot of those fish back in the water. I tried to throw one back, but he wouldn't go, so we talked and texted for a month, he came from Texas to North Carolina so we could meet, and 6 months later, we got married. I was 67; he was 68. That was three years ago, and we are very happy. Just look at it as an adventure. Good luck, and keep that humor going!