I had a friend who went to the hospital in a lot of pain. They removed her appendix. Nope, that wasn't it. Then they found a tumor on one of her kidneys, and since 80% of kidney tumors are cancerous, they took her kidney. Turns out it wasn't cancer. I told her I didn't think much of her weight loss regime. Now I find out she could have made a profit! Who knew? Thanks for the laughs.