I am laughing my butt off. And if you do all those things, you will attract the man of your nightmares. My husband and i met on line, and we'll celebrate our 3rd anniversary next month. I was 66; he was 67. I read his profile after he contacted me first and almost just hit "delete" since he was in Texas, and I live in North Carolina. I only wanted a "friend with benefits." We met a month after we started texting and talking and got married 6 months later. It can happen. Honesty is the best policy on both sides. I love your writing. Thank you.